untz-untz-untz-spookybutt:

starwartiii:

arthur-christmas-claus:

meowdk:

Over forty years later:

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WOAH!

((I will never not reblog this.))

Well, SHIT

Dreams really do come true, children.

spicy-vagina-tacos:

makesdirtywordssoundpretty:

sizvideos:

Video

I’m crying so much

My grandma suffered from Alzheimer’s as well, and let me just say this is one of the most amazing feelings in the world. She remembered my fathers name, not very much before the day she passed, and everyone around her started to cry. That single breakthrough means the world to families.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

SIGNAL BOOST-KITTIES IN NYC NEED A HOME!

rosaleithewitch:

theshe-wolf:

Due to circumstances beyond her control, my friend Diane needs to re-home her two kitties.

They are up to date with their shots and are spayed/neutered. If you are in NYC or NJ and want an adult cat, PLEASE contact them!

If you aren’t, please signal boost!

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I wish I could provide a loving home for these angels! I’m not even close to NYC, though. :( SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THESE GORGEOUS CREATURES!

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

  •  accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
  • me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

rudolphofficial:

is michael cera even a real person?

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

ZT